I Have to Enjoy Tonight.

I lit a cigarette and replied with a little excitement, “Wait, my friend. I want to reconnoiter first. I need to check if there are any new beautiful vaginas. Maybe, I’ll dance with a new vagina first, and then I’ll invite Elaine to drink with us. I’m determined to enjoy tonight and decided not to think about tomorrow.”

“What? Are you crazy, Shogo? It’ll be too expensive. Are you going to dance with two vaginas? Oh my God, you are the man! I think I should dance more than one song tonight. I always admire your attitude toward life. You are right. I have to enjoy tonight. You know, I should fuck as many vaginas as possible because Heather is coming to Mexico soon.”

“When is she coming?”

“February 24,” he made a pensive face and nodded.

He drank a bottle of beer and continued, “She wants to marry me. But I don’t want. I know she is a wonderful woman, and she never cheats on me. She is different from all my ex-girlfriends who always cheated on me behind my back. In all my life I’ve never met such a remarkable woman like her. I’ve never trusted any women and never loved them. Just I wanted to have a good time – that’s all. Also, I know I’ll never find a pure woman like her, but part of me warns me that I shouldn’t trust her. You know, Shogo, nowadays all women are bitches. They cheat on us very easily as if it were just an ordinary affair, nothing more and nothing less. For example, my friend met a woman on a street and started saying to her that she is very beautiful, she has an extremely attractive face, and so on and such craps. She told him that she is married, loves her husband, and has a three-years-old son, so she doesn’t want to do anything with him. But alas, after a week, they were fucking. I couldn’t believe that, but this is the reality. We have to accept. I can assure you that all women are bitches – we can’t trust them.”

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