I Have to Enjoy Tonight.

I lit a cigarette and replied with a little excitement, “Wait, my friend. I want to reconnoiter first. I need to check if there are any new beautiful vaginas. Maybe, I’ll dance with a new vagina first, and then I’ll invite Elaine to drink with us. I’m determined to enjoy tonight and decided not to think about tomorrow.”

“What? Are you crazy, Shogo? It’ll be too expensive. Are you going to dance with two vaginas? Oh my God, you are the man! I think I should dance more than one song tonight. I always admire your attitude toward life. You are right. I have to enjoy tonight. You know, I should fuck as many vaginas as possible because Heather is coming to Mexico soon.”

“When is she coming?”

“February 24,” he made a pensive face and nodded.

He drank a bottle of beer and continued, “She wants to marry me. But I don’t want. I know she is a wonderful woman, and she never cheats on me. She is different from all my ex-girlfriends who always cheated on me behind my back. In all my life I’ve never met such a remarkable woman like her. I’ve never trusted any women and never loved them. Just I wanted to have a good time – that’s all. Also, I know I’ll never find a pure woman like her, but part of me warns me that I shouldn’t trust her. You know, Shogo, nowadays all women are bitches. They cheat on us very easily as if it were just an ordinary affair, nothing more and nothing less. For example, my friend met a woman on a street and started saying to her that she is very beautiful, she has an extremely attractive face, and so on and such craps. She told him that she is married, loves her husband, and has a three-years-old son, so she doesn’t want to do anything with him. But alas, after a week, they were fucking. I couldn’t believe that, but this is the reality. We have to accept. I can assure you that all women are bitches – we can’t trust them.”

I’ll Dance Tonight

It was a Saturday night. We decided to go to Excess to have fun. We arrived there around 10:30 p.m., but the place was already full of people. Jorgito was a bit anxious and said, “Shogo, we have to choose girls quickly because we’ll order only two drinks. We can’t stay here longer.”

“Why, Jorgito? Just enjoy tonight. Take a time and watch beautiful vaginas dancing. Find your vagina and have a private dance!”

“Of course, I’ll dance tonight, but the thing is that when we finish drinking, they’ll ask us to order another drink; if we won’t order anything, they’ll ask us to leave. That’s why we have to do everything quickly. I don’t have money and can’t spend too much money, man.”

I was laughing, “Again, are you thinking about money? Just enjoy, as we planned. This is your idea to come here tonight, my friend. Do you remember your impulsive speech? You said, ‘Shogo, when we become old, we can’t enjoy everything fully that life offers us. We are young now; therefore, we must enjoy everything with all our might. Don’t think future or past, but think only present to enjoy our lives at the most.’ These are your exact words, remember?”

He ordered our drinks and replied with a shamed smile on his lips, “Of course, I’ll enjoy tonight. Let’s see what will happen. But you have to ask Elaine now, because she is your sweetheart and can stay with us at least an hour or two hours – we don’t need to be worried about ordering drinks.”