I will Be an Eternal Bitch Forever

Here he coughed violently because of the cigarette and threw it away disgustedly.

“Shit! Goddamn cigarette! I was almost asphyxiated anyway,” he carried on, “my point is that marriage is a ticket of express directly to hell. By the way, I’m planning to invade California next spring to find cute cunts to get laid. I always want to fuck American cunts to my heart’s content. Actually, I’ll have nothing to do there, but I have a cousin over there, so I can stay at his house free. I’m going to use this opportunity to get to know of American cunts, as many as my erection allows, ha-ha-ha….”

He was suddenly standing up and looking toward heaven with moist eyes. And then he made the most preposterous oath aloud with making a sign of cross over him that any human being has ever performed yet: “I swear the name of Holy Ghost, I will never marry anyone, and I will be an eternal bitch forever, amen!”

Here I let myself burst out laughing, because he made this ludicrous oath with serious face and with a touch of emotion. And I said, “Please forgive me for laughing hysterically. Anyway, are you serious? I think you drank too much tonight.”

“Ha-ha-ha, bitch, I am fucking sober and am completely in my right mind. I just want to get it off my chest once in a while, and I knew you would perfectly understand my nature. I guess that tonight I might be a bit sentimental son of bitch, but I just want to be an eternal bitch to fuck beautiful cunts around the world for the rest of my life. That’s all, man!”