He was patting my back, smiling, “You don’t need to thank me, bitch. It’s my duty as a best friend to take care of you till you’re recognized. Don’t worry about anything. If you can’t have a success as a writer, you can be a porn star anytime, ha-ha-ha…. All joking aside, I know you’re a brave human being, and your courage will keep you on flying higher and higher on this life – I have no doubt for it. By the way, let me reveal you how I know of this editor cunt. Once upon a time in Puerto Vallarta with a sound of gentle wave, I fucked her, ha-ha-ha…. Please don’t tell Patricia about it; just tell her that she is my friend, ha-ha-ha….”
I was bursting out laughing and remarked, “I know you, my friend. You’re just incredible.”
He guffawed gleefully and carried on enthusiastically, “Bitch, I’m thinking that I’ll drop you off at Starbucks on Fifth Avenue, and you should wait for me there, because I have an appointment with a massage therapist. I don’t know why, but I got acute pain on my right shoulder. It’s hard for me to lift my right shoulder right now. I don’t remember how it happened. I’ve been suffering from the pain for a month now. I really think a stress is the cause of pain. Every time I get frustrated, the pain will increase. I’ve gotten too much stress these days, you know…. Anyway, my session will take about two hours, so it’ll be a good idea for you to stroll around Fifth Avenue to watch beautiful cunts passing-by and wait for me at Starbucks.”
“Sounds good to me,” I nodded affirmatively. “I hope your pain will be gone soon.”
“Thanks, bitch. I hope so, too. Over and above, please don’t tell Patricia about a massage session, since she despises it.”
“How come?” I was muddled.
He started divulging with guffaw, “Shogo, you can’t imagine how hot my therapist is. Oh, man, she is fucking hot and sexy. She is from Jamaica. Just looking at her makes my mouth water, so to speak. The point is that Patricia knows she is gorgeous; that’s why she doesn’t approve me for going to the massage. However, I really need to alleviate the fucking pain, you know. Besides, Jamaican cunt is goddamn professional. From the beginning, she’s warned me that I shouldn’t ask her dirty questions, because many patients misunderstand her and ask her dirty stuffs. She simply can’t allow such patients to visit her office. At any rate, this will be my last session, so I’m planning to ask her if she can do a huge favor for me, a happy ending, ha-ha-ha….”