Monday was coming. I had to go to the diabolical job; therefore, I could not show my friends around Tokyo. Their parents decided to go to Tokorozawa for ambling on Prope Street. Gerardo, Jorgito, and Leticia have a plan for one day ski trip to Gala Yuzawa. I had already organized the trip for them and had to take them to Tokyo Station, so that they could hop in a bullet train. My work sift would begin at 11:00 a.m., and the bullet train’s departure would be at 10:50 a.m. It would take five minutes for me to get the office from Tokyo Station, so everything was supposed to be in order….
Gerardo and Jorgito were excited since the morning, for they loved skiing. They could not find any places to enjoy skiing in Mexico, so this was the rare opportunity for them to go skiing. We had to wake up at 8:00 a.m., so that we could take a shower in rotation and would be ready to sail out the house at 9:00 a.m. sharp. We were disrespectfully woken up by Gerardo’s offensive alarm clock. At eight sharp in the morning, he bombed the longest fart, that the world has not produced yet since the creation. Jorgito was springing up abruptly as if a shark had bitten his ass and screaming, “Shogo, please open the goddamn window for this right instance before I’m suffocated to death! Hurry up, man!”
I was rushing to open the window widely to let the fresh air invite in. To my great amazement, his fart had not been stopped yet. Jorgito was covering his nose with his right hand and bellowed, “Gerardo, turn your disgusting alarm clock off right fucking now! Your fart is always on time, I admit, but today‘s fart is too long! Are you a skank or what? Golly, I can’t believe that a human being can produce such a long fart!”