Ignorant of The Politics

Here I couldn’t refrain because my curiosity overwhelmed me. I asked excitedly with a cigarette in my left hand, “But how, man? It’s difficult for me to believe what you’ve just said. Why women are willingly to open their legs? Why is it so easy for us to get laid in Cuba? Give me some explanations to make me understand, Gerardo!”

He gave me an indulgent smile and explained to me joyfully, “Because they are so poor, so naturally they are willingly to offer their vaginas for money. As I told you, you just go to any night club, and as soon as you sit on a sofa, over twenty women will surround you. You can see any kind of women such as blonde, brunette, blue eye, green eyes, tall, short, huge ass, magnificent teats, and so on and so forth. Believe me, Shogo, and they are so beautiful. You have to choose who you want and simply tell her that you want to fuck her tonight – that’s all, man. Of course, you have to pay, but it’s so cheap like twenty or thirty American bucks – that’s nothing, my friend. And they can stay with you all night if you want.”

I had still not been persuaded yet. I was shaking my head, “No, no, I still can’t believe you. Really, my friend? If it’s true, we must go!”

“Of course, my friend, you’ll see, you’ll see. If you go to Cuba, you’ll see every policeman will protect you and support you. They are over generous to foreigners, since this is the Cuban law. Women can’t go to a hotel with foreigners due to the law as well; therefore, we rented a house that time and brought vaginas there. But I’m not sure if they still have the same laws like three years ago. Furthermore, it doesn’t matter what sorts of professions they have, they get paid the almost same salary, you know, it doesn’t matter if he is a policeman, a lawyer, a baker, a banker, a businessman, and so on… because their way of thinking is that everyone should be equal. Cuba is the communist country, you know, the politics. I think as long as Fidel Castro dictates the country, it will remain the same. As a result, we must go to Cuba before the Cuban mustache dies, ha-ha-ha.”

“I didn’t know such things still happen in the world. Maybe, I am a little ignorant of the politics, ha-ha-ha.”

 

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